UNFORTUNATELY,
99% of your friends
and relatives polled
said that they didn't
have any!
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Happy Birthday
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CARD
#2
I was going to give you money for your birthday,
INSIDE VERSE
but mall security yanked me out of the fountain before
I was able to scrape up a respectable
amount.
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Have a great birthday!
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CARD
#3
With age comes wisdom...
INSIDE VERSE
well, every rule has an exception!
Happy Birthday
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CARD #4
For your birthday; after hours of searching,
I finally found the perfect gift
for you....the right size....
the right shape...
INSIDE VERSE
and it fits into the envelope perfectly!
~~~~~~~~~~~
Happy Birthday
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CARD # 5
Have you noticed that the older you get,
the younger you feel???
INSIDE
VERSE
ME NEITHER
~~~~~~~~~
Happy Birthday
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CARD #6
You
won't find any money in this birthday card.
INSIDE VERSE
I already LOOKED.
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Happy Birthday
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CARD #7
We
may be getting older, but we can
still do everything we ever did....
INSIDE VERSE
except drink liquids before
bedtime!
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Happy Birthday
14 NOTE CARDS
(two of each card)
$10.00
(includes shipping)
