INSIDE VERSE
Whomp them all out
with an oven mitt.
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CARDS #2
No matter how old we get,
we still have an appetite for life....
INSIDE VERSE
...especially the dessert part.
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Have a tasty birthday!
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CARD
#3
We've reached the age where we can
go on a 2-week diet and actually lose....
INSIDE VERSE
14 days!
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Happy Birthday
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CARDS
#4
I love that I can share anything with you...
INSIDE VERSE
especially about other people!
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Happy Birthday
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CARD
#5
FUNNY.....you blow out the candles and
wish that you won't gain any
weight in the coming year...
INSIDE VERSE
and then you eat cake and ice cream!
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Happy Birthday
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CARD #6
We're not over the hill YET.
We're at the right age at the right time!
INSIDE VERSE
Young studs kill for us mature broads!
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Happy Birthday
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CARD #7
How did I know it was your birthday?
I followed my nose!
INSIDE
VERSE
"Old Fart" is a pretty easy scent to track!
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Happy Birthday
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