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Gladys has drank too much caffeine!
She's on a roll.
And is she ever
GRUMPY

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Inside Verse:
.....how can a  2 pound box of candy 
make a woman gain 5 pounds!?!

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Each notecard will have a different
"Grumpy Gladys Saying"

My mind not only wanders, it sometime leaves completely.

The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear really tight shoes.

The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know
what you're doing, someone else does.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then,
your body and your fat are really good friends,

Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

Sometimes I think I understand everything,
then I regain consciousness.

I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together
and setting my pantyhose on fire.

Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while
and it shrinks two sizes.

Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like,
"You know, sometimes I just forget to eat."
Now Ive forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name,
and my keys. But I've never forgotten to eat.
You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.

A friend of mine confused her valium with her birth control pills.
She had 14 kids, but she doesnt really care.

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited
about nothing and then they marry him.

I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are:
eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast.
Are they kidding?
That is my idea of a perfect day.

I know what Victoria's Secret is!
The secret is....
that nobody older than 30 can fit into her stuff.

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14 note cards
$10.00
(includes shipping)

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